sniffing the light

being so close to dying you can smell heaven

person 1:oh my blueberries he looks terrible!
person 2:he's sniffing the light.

by ms.chondace lavender numnum August 28, 2012

Sniffing asses day

On may 19 is where we sniff someone’s Ass

Hey bro let me sniff your ass
No
It’s sniffing asses day
Ugh fine
*sniffs*

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Browser Sniffing

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history, most often when looking for traces of pornography.

Mother: Have you been watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have start browser sniffing to find out!

by BingGoogle January 5, 2011

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

Sluffing

verb. To sluff. The act of riding someone else's wifi without their permission. Akin to wardriving.

I hate it when those tools on my block are sluffing on my network!

by goestoeleven June 13, 2010