The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

SnowBlower

A warm alcoholic beverage with Michigan origins. This Cocktail made with cranberry juice, cinnamon, clove, lemon, and spiked heavily with rum is usually served around the winter holidays. This festive refreshment renders even the most conservative drinker into a sloppy lush with overwhelming urges to high five and hump other guests.

"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.

"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"

by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009

Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.

Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.

by bskullheadface April 29, 2015

Snowblower

Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.

Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.

by Dick Noughty March 31, 2009

Russian Snow Plow

Term used to denote a woman that has gender issues. She uses a strap on in bed, wishing she had a boinker. Many of these women posses abnormaly strong hips in which they use to thrust.

Look at how she dresses, she's obviously a Russian Snow plow.

Wow! look how muscular her hips are. She's either birthed a minivan or is a Russian Snow Plow

by Jyu rangler March 3, 2009

snow plow

when one administers fellatio while also having anal/vaginal intercourse with another man. his/her lower half is then raised higher in the air, "snow plowing" the other individual. tres sexy.

"Billy, it's your turn to snowplow your mother. "

"But I... "

"NOW!!!"

by eroticpinata November 24, 2003