San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

Slot slot

A scheduled sexual experience from the enterer's point of view. The opposite of a dick appointment.

"Yo, you got that dick appointment with Chelsea tomorrow?" "No, dude, that's a slot slot. She's the one getting the dick."

by BoredBouncer January 31, 2022

Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.

"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"

by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021

Slot Shot

The female equivalent of a Dick Pic.

I sent the missus a dick pic.

She sent me back a slot shot.

Smashing.

by Chromatek January 22, 2017

Brat Slot

The opening in the front of men's underwear that allows for the penis to slip through.

I'm sorry friend, I need to adjust myself because I just went through the brat slot.

by captainbone October 4, 2022

Credit card slot

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.

That guy has a deep credit card slot.

by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022