Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe 

a chicken head who takes her job super serial

I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

Skeet Friends 

The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.

The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.

If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)

Skeet Friends by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

Skidded Sheets by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011

skeeted 

Something that only Macklemore does and only Macklemore can do. Nobody knows what it is. The only information that has been realeased is in the song "And We Danced"

Nadia: Wow! Macklemore just skeeted all over the place.
Jacob: Macklemore is SO FUCKING AWESOME!

skeeted by alright i skeeted November 26, 2010

skeet lip

Having semen on a lip

bitch, you got some skeet on yo lip

skeet lip by G G G G-Unit August 7, 2004

skeetstick 

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

skeetstick by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

skeeterface 

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :]

You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!

skeeterface by jordynlauren July 20, 2006