swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

by luftwaffle February 2, 2014

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

Swedish stear

Girl gives you a hand job but your buddy moves her arm. Similar to Dutch rudder.

Dustin and Adam were pretty close after their Swedish stear.

by Hahny Bonnie May 19, 2013

Swedish Bidet

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet

by Keto Arra July 14, 2022

Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.

Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.

by Kenyan viking November 23, 2015

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017