swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

by luftwaffle February 2, 2014

swedish scarf

The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.

"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"

by Smdoff345 November 24, 2013

Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.

Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.

by Kenyan viking November 23, 2015

Swedish Pescatarian

Someone who solely eats Swedish Fish

The Swedish Pescatarian overdosed on Red Dye #40.

by MaxPowerDefines September 21, 2019

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

swedish style

When two people who are deeply in love find themselves near an IKEA and are deeply horny. They enter the store and find the nearest bed to fuck.

My chick and I were hanging out and decided to try out the Swedish style since we near an IKEA.
-John

by Zlavier July 29, 2020

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017