King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

gindu prawns

Those shit little prawns in fried rice/pizza whatever, like throw them back and wait till they’re ready

Chris: hate these goddamn gindu prawns fried rice
Tone: dude you hate all seafood

by Tone22 July 7, 2021

Prawn

The hardest cunt in Swansea. Can out smoke anyone especially Spooners. Also is the biggest party animal about.

Watch out Prawns coming

by Aystar April 8, 2020

prawn ready

Hank is a brawler in Brawl Stars who is a prawn. In one of his voicelines, he says "I was prawn ready!", which is a play on words for born ready. The Brawl Stars community uses "prawn ready" to describe someone skilled at playing as Hank.

Person: Why did I pick Hank? Because I was prawn ready!

by SuperDuperTrooperCool April 11, 2024

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009