1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep
by Nibcats December 7, 2006
Get the Possum mug.a disease in which your autonomic nervous system doesn't function properly, and the result is an abnormal increase in heart rate when standing or exercising. pots can be debilitating, but at least its not as bad as some other diseases. problems associated with pots included chronic fatigue, not being able to get up early in the morning, nausea, chest pain, headaches, lightheadedness, dizzyness. there is no cure but you can help urself out a lot by exercising daily and taking vitamin/ herbal supplements and some prescription meds.
Guy A: oh booh hoo I have pots. I'll just lay around the house all day and become deconditioned making my disorder worse.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.
by krowkneeklay July 25, 2011
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Noun.
1. A raw condition resulting from too much smoking of a substance through a hitter. When smoking through a one-hitter, the user has to continually light the substance over and over again because it does not stay lit in a hitter, creating a raw thumb. After awhile the lighter becomes very hot and even to the point of burning the user. Thus, everytime the user lights the substance, he not only wears out the skin on his thumb, but he burns it as well. *The condition consists of either raw, red skin on the inside of the thumb or loose, dead skin such as to burns.
1. A raw condition resulting from too much smoking of a substance through a hitter. When smoking through a one-hitter, the user has to continually light the substance over and over again because it does not stay lit in a hitter, creating a raw thumb. After awhile the lighter becomes very hot and even to the point of burning the user. Thus, everytime the user lights the substance, he not only wears out the skin on his thumb, but he burns it as well. *The condition consists of either raw, red skin on the inside of the thumb or loose, dead skin such as to burns.
Charlie was smoking some stuff out by pool for about 3 hours last night. He has like three band aids on his thumb. I think he has potsmoker's thumb.
by Cpt_Planeteer September 22, 2005
Get the potsmoker's thumb mug.To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
by MooFly April 4, 2009
Get the Awesome Blossom Possum mug.The act of theorizing some incredulous idea, specifically one that is being spoken to other members of the conversation that are sitting in another room (hearing the same theory from whatever television show is on).
Person 1:What he say!
Person 2: Dr. House said "When did you come across this new information?"(in reference to one doctor saying that Foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
Person 1: Because Foreman's African the disease will spread different than in the white guy I bet.
Person 2: That's what they just said!
Person 1: Well, that's what I was postulizing would happen.
Person 2: Dr. House said "When did you come across this new information?"(in reference to one doctor saying that Foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
Person 1: Because Foreman's African the disease will spread different than in the white guy I bet.
Person 2: That's what they just said!
Person 1: Well, that's what I was postulizing would happen.
by The Wadd January 7, 2010
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Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
by Matryoschka Sarah March 30, 2016
Get the possuming mug.One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.
Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.
Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.
Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!
Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.
Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.
by Suchy April 6, 2010
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