potsurfin 

The act of surfing the web on a smart phone or tablet device while dropping a load

Hey Evan when did u find that video on YouTube?
Oh the other day when I was potsurfin

potsurfin by MrETaylor13 November 19, 2011

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Posturing Pete 

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

Posturing Pete by briantroy December 20, 2009

Posturing 

Taking a position of defense whether verbally or physically.

She started posturing when her definition of hip-hop was disputed.

Posturing by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009

Poonsurfing

To look at pictures of pussy on the internet.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

Poonsurfing by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010

Potterfinity 

PRONUNCIATION: POT-TER-FIN-ITEE

NOUN

Definition - The belief theory that the realm of Harry Potter will never cease due to continuous publishings made by J.K. Rowling in reference to Harry Potter and such related materials thereby creating a legacy for hundreds of years to come

I AM A PROUD BELIEVER AND SUPPORTER OF POTTERFINITY!

Potterfinity by JPMyhre August 4, 2011

Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.

Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."

Moral posturing by Hym Iam June 6, 2022