sea pickle

A human turd floating freely in any body of water. More specifically, the ocean.

While catching some waves, I made contact with a sea pickle

by Nick T. April 23, 2006

shit packer

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.

He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Pickle

a. Pickled cucumbers

b. To be in a pickle: to be in a difficult situation

c. If your name is Pickles, you can be in a pickle, or you can be a pickle after doing cute and funny actions.

a. Pull the pickle out of the jar and eat it!

b. Man, he is going to be in a pickle if his parents come home a day early!

c. My kitten just did 3 sumersaults in a row then ran into the wall; she's such a pickle.

by Junglebabe69 May 9, 2009

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

Floppy Pickle

A penis; a pickle served at fast food restaurants.

-Oh ze floppy pickle in ze sandvich ohh ze mayonaise
-Damn they gave me a floppy pickle

by Popenduricecream January 30, 2004

sea pickle

When you take a dump in the ocean.

It's late in your summer house and everyone is getting ready i.e. the bathrooms are full so you run out to the ocean to take a sea pickle.

by Katherine Escobar April 24, 2006