Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005

near virgin

A woman who only had sex one time in her life.

That girl was a near virgin until I got a hold of her

by GI Bro July 6, 2004

Near Queer

Someone who is essentially bi, but closer to being gay than straight.
A gay who is stuck in denial and passes themselves off as being bi when really they just haven't made the full conversion to being gay.

Anslie: Hey, how's my favorite near queers today?

by Dan Henry September 11, 2005

nearsightedness

adj.

Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.

So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation.

by Jeff560-54653 January 2, 2006

nefaria

A large country that borders Gallagher of Katieland, Kingdom of the Jews, Rabbiland, South Scrotum, Gandalf, Mongolia and the Sea of Wizards.

Nefaria has a population of 70 0000, 98% of them are tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. The other 2% are retarded.

by King of Nefaria April 21, 2007

nearky

A misspelling of the word 'nearly'.

Bob: hey, are you still comming to the party?

Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.

Bob: what?

Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.

Bob: oh, ok.

by yourafgt April 16, 2009