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Nala

A humble, hardworking, kind, and loving person that will always be there for you. She always supports you and cheers you up no matter what kind of situation.
Marcus: Who's that girl named Nala?
Angel: Nala is from the art club, she's very hardworking, and kind.
by Rocketeer_Dash November 25, 2020
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Nala

All known records describe a Nala as a cute, fluffy mammal occupying the dimensions described by the following equation: x²+y²+z²=r².

If you so happen to come across a Nala, be sure not to stare directly into her eyes, as you will notice that seconds quickly turn into hours. However, do kneel down to give her cuddles and scratches.

You may notice that a Nala tends to shed a lot, this is no cause for concern. This is just a Nalas way of spreading happiness and marking her territory.

Warning: if you are a male, be sure not to let a Nala to apply pressure to the crown jewels, as there have been no known jewels which have avoided being squished into pancakesunder the full force of her weight.

Post Note: not kinkshaming, but anyone into fluffy balls should be aware that sexually harrassing a Nala will result in the appearance of a rare elesuive creature with violent tendencies known as Tess, who immediately upon arrival, will castrate them with a machete.
V: Nala (whistles*)
Nala rolls on over
D: that is one cute fluffy ball
...
by Issac-chris peacock February 4, 2022
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T'neal

A awesomely gorgeous girl who everyone wants to be. She's classy, loving, artistic, and sweet as hell.
I wish I could be like T'neal!
by Lovelee November 23, 2016
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Hayden Neal

hands down the most amazing guy you will ever meet. not only is he super athletic and strong, but he's also super sweet and caring towards those he cares about. he's the HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH! no other guy will ever come close to him. he sets the bar for the perfect boyfriend that all girls should strive to look for. if you are ever lucky enough to encounter him, never let him out of your life. watch out though, if u get him mad enough he will have a "hayden snap" moment!!!
Wow that boy is almost as amazing as Hayden Neal
I wish I had a boyfriend like Hayden Neal
by goofbobo4 November 6, 2018
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Neasa

A very bright, adorable Cuban girl who lives on the beach and enjoys not wearing shoes. She can help you with any problem you have and she's always good for a laugh. She will get unbeliveably mad at times but she is always the person to forgive. It might take a while, but she always comes around.
Man I wish I have a friend like yours, she's such a Neasa.
by YouKnowMe34210 May 4, 2011
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Jermaine O'neal

The definition of an underachieving player with no ambition to win. Whose skills include committing offensive fouls, traveling, and getting 3-second violations. An All-Star only because he plays in the Eastern Conference.
"Jermaine O'Neal continued to struggle, shooting 2-of-13 while being shut out from the field in the final 4 minutes as the Heat wiped out an eight-point deficit Friday in Miami to deal Indiana's playoff hopes a major blow."
by Kevron21 April 21, 2007
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Nealojizm

Nealojizm can mean two things
When you see Urbandictionary's word of the day and its great, then you jizz your pants.
or
When you make a word and its positively amazing, so you cant help and jizz your pants due to its greatness.
Bob: Wow, i just got an amazing feeling when i just added this new word ' barbers surprise ' ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barbers+surprise )

Ben: That Bob my friend, was a Nealojizm ...
by UDMASTER018 January 17, 2009
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