number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

Number 9

A term to reference a black person, since the number 9 in the crayola box is the color black.

There sure are a whole lot of number 9s around.

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

Number 3

Taking a crap so big that it exceeds Number 2 status. A crap so large that you only see, hear about or experience it on a few occasions a lifetime. It is so big a plunger can't even begin to have an effect on it.

Man I wouldn't go in there because Johnny just took a Number 3 and a plumber is on the way to unclog the pipes.

by BackDoorMan84 August 31, 2014

Number Twos

Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."

Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"

by Gem Jones January 6, 2011

number games

refers to engaging in specific sexual positions.
( e.g. "69", "55" )

Hey, baby...want to play some number games?

by mc11 April 6, 2006