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Elon 'Bratan' Musk 

The biggest Bratan in the Universe. 6,022*10^23 times bigger and better than anything you will ever achieve. Let that sink in for a moment. For reference, that number looks like this: 602200000000000000000000, with this many zeros (23). That would be like comparing the biggest Bratan in the observable Universe to 6,022*10^23 Toyota Corollas.

LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MOMENT
Eyyyy Elon 'Bratan' Musk, how is Space X doing??
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Elon Musk 

Background info:
Elon is the founder, CEO and CTO of SpaceX; co-founder, CEO and product architect of Tesla Motors; co-founder and chairman of SolarCity, co-chairman of OpenAI; co-founder of Zip2; and co-founder of PayPal. As of June 2016, he has an estimated net worth of US$12.7 billion, making him the 83th wealthiest person in the world.
His team makes $100K electric cars go 0-60 mph in 2.8 seconds, and can land rockets from outer space.

He's Americas most innovative industrialist and outlandish thinker. He is also known for almost firing an employee for taking time out of work to witness the birth of his child.
As his ex-wife, Justine, put it, "He does what he wants, and he is relentless about it. It's Elon Musk's world, and the rest of us live in it."
Elon Musk by Elon's Butthole June 14, 2016

Elon Musk 

Magnet

In a Joe Rogan Podcast Elon Musk has stated that he wants his Wikipedia article to be changed to just "Magnet".
Elon Musk is a business magnet.
Elon Musk by KaleAstronaut November 12, 2020

R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG 

When they were once together as a COUPLE.
R L GRIMES pines so much for that ASSH0LEY MATTRESS SEX lifestyle again with ELON REEVE MUSK but at least she has that song to PLAY over and over to remind her to be truthful to the WORLD'S RICHEST MAN as hete is ONE OF THEIR SONGS , R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG as LOVE bUG LEavE My hEaRt aloNE. by MARTHA REEVES AND THE VANDELLA'S GORDY RECORDS..MOTOWN (UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP) LUCIAN CHARLES GRANGE CBD CEO

Elon Musk 

Elon Musk is like real life Iron Man 2. Bad
Everyone involved in the making of this film, from Elon Musk down to the assistant's assistant's assistant whose only job was to gently dab the anus of Elon Musk's chihuahua with lemon-scented baby wipes, must all be packed into a spaceship and blasted into the sun.

Stupid. Juvenile. Predictable. Embarrassing.

Supposedly Elon Musk actually spent time in a Moscow prison and studied Russian history to "prepare for his role" ... erm, for what exactly, to play a human cartoon? If you'd told me he got the part in the morning and was shooting by midday I'd have no reason to doubt that. His character was stunningly dreadful. As were everyone else of course.

Only bright spot in an otherwise abysmal 2 hours of cinematic shite was Elon Musk. As ever, he's interesting and fun to watch. The only actor to not utterly shame himself, although, he should still be spanked hard for taking a big fat payday to appear in such a mess.
Elon Musk by jacksyisaposer November 11, 2022

Elon Musk 

Serial entrepreneur and visionary, leading humanity into the future.
Did you hear about this new awesome technology that will benefit us all?
Hell yeah, I hear the company behind it is run by Elon Musk. This guy makes things happen!
Elon Musk by _from_holland_ September 2, 2017