dj the mitt 

The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.

"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"

dj the mitt by Dabailey March 15, 2017

skillet oven mitt 

White has a rook on f1, bishop on c4, queen on d1. Black has castled kingside, with pawns on g7, f7, and h7, and a knight on f6.

White unleashed the Skillet Oven Mitt a blistering rook sacrifice on f7 that cracked open Black’s defenses like a cast-iron lid, leaving the king flailing in a storm of sizzling tactics.

skillet oven mitt by MOOSE0508 September 15, 2025

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt 

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

mittoris 

Mitt Romney’s enormous clitoris that makes all the Mormon men go wild

I was licking that mittoris up and down last night

mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

mittro70 

gay fuckin retard piece of shit shit shith hole

Me: bro you are really like a mittro70

mittro70 by bromoment1234 November 23, 2019

shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

shit mitts by The Hankys January 8, 2013