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Maths

M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-high school
S-students
What maths was really made for
by Yeah braaaaa May 16, 2016
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math

the worst thing ever created in human history.
yo you have math right now?
yeah ugh
by annascaroline February 3, 2020
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maths

maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers
maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.
by eeeeeeee September 23, 2007
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MATH

A fucking boring subject you have to do in school with no choice
MATH is boring
by ethango July 15, 2017
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math

wtf is math
fuck math
fuck whoever invented it
fuck math i wanna be a nurse i dont need to know e=mc^2 i need to know how to do fucking taxes
by immaculatepussy November 19, 2020
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maths

a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004
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Mathed

A made up word for idiots to use instead of saying doing math.
I'm too lazy to say that I added the tip on the receipt , so instead I will say I mathed it, simply to sound more ignorant!
by ShellG September 25, 2016
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