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Math

The worst school subject existing in the Earth phase. It was made for nothing.
Teachers say it serves a lot in the future but that in the future will kill you with headaches.
Teacher: You have to study for the math test!
Student: For what? I don't need math to live my life, i have a calculator on my phone.
by Who i am 1234 November 13, 2022
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Math

Torture something we all hate doing the shit is boring and confusing
Titi: "what the hell she say "
Jason: " I don't know I hate math "
by 🍑 Peachy March 25, 2017
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Maths

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.
by Kink of hell October 30, 2019
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Math

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019
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Math!

"Math!" is a term that's usually used by Finn in the cartoon "Adventure Time", and is usually a replacement for the term "Fuck!". Similar sayings are "Math this!" which means "Fuck this!", "Math that!" which means "Fuck that!" and "Mathmatical" which means "Awesome!". The word "Math" is pretty much a replacement for the word "Fuck", with the exception of "Mathmatical".
Jake: "Finn! There's hobgoblins at the door..."
Finn: "Oh Math!"

Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"

Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"
by The Lactrinites June 1, 2016
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math

Math

Math -->Meth
principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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math

math can be dangerous.
by cheeseholemaster April 17, 2015
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