Loney

1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...

2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species

3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked

1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!

2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.

3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.

by Mike Martinez September 18, 2005

loony tunes

A condition in which a person is psychotic.

Jack is strictly loony tunes since Heidi ran off with the postman.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 6, 2005

loosey goosey

To be physically and mentally relaxed during a race or hard workout.

Alright now loosey goosey boys

by Really? ¿ June 6, 2016

Texas Loosey

a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.

Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.

by Jplotstein August 22, 2008

Loneyislander

A person whose only ambition in life is to memorize all the words in the songs "Jizz in My Pants" and "I'm On a Boat", and to recite the words to everyone they know.

Jim is such a LONEYISLANDER. He's going aroind and telling everybody that he's on an boat jizzing in his pants.

by holyrockerred June 10, 2009

Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey

John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy

by coraltiger September 26, 2021