Lobster Queen 

An indie folk-punk band based in Toronto. Nobody knows who it’s members are or where they came from. The band was formed in 2021 and has since written over 100 unreleased songs.

“Did you hear the new Lobster Queen song?”

Lobster Queen by totallynotlobsterqueen March 11, 2022

Lobster Train 

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog

“My best friend just got lobster trained”

Lobster Train by Blankboys April 2, 2022

Lobster Crawl 

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

Lobster Crawl by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background

Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe

Lobster jump scare by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022

Lobster Wrangler 

In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.

Lobster Wrangler by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023

Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

Lobster magma by Vlex614 November 7, 2023

Lobster Dick 

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

Lobster Dick by Notebook September 22, 2005