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Definitions by BillyBSevenOne

Lobster Wrangler 

In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.

Lobster Wrangler 

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

Part of That World

When you recreate an iconic photo but the reality does not quite capture the fiction
Aunt Lucy is taking pictures on the beach again like she is all part of that world

Missed check table bingo 

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

Grandpa is here 

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up
I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

Six Top Standoff

When your trying to get the perfect table at your family vacation meeting place and need to table hop people to ensure you have enough seats
When are with getting here I’m in a six top standoff with three other families

Flamed out for dinner 

When your bedspread face prevents you from getting to dinner with your family at the best steakhouse in your vacation spot
My sister woke up with bedspread face and flamed out for dinner.