crying lightning

When someone begins crying suddenly and has- seemingly- not much reason behind doing so. It's typically to gain sympathy via shock and awe.

She whipped out the old crying lightning on me when I tried to break up with her

by BBwings March 29, 2016

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016

Struck by lightning

Okay, kids, struck by lightning is NOT a sex position, like the retard that posted the other definition. Struck by lightning means getting struck by a high voltage plasma bolt. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure not to go outside during a thunderstorm!

Jason: Greg was struck by lightning yesterday.
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes

by IdekIForgotMyName June 17, 2021

Greek Lightning

Arson. The act of burning down an unprofitable business in order to collect the insurance money.

The Omega Family restaurant was going bankrupt. Luckily it got hit by Greek Lightning, now Gus and Nick live in Florida.

by Yatros Christos May 12, 2011

chasing white lightning

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.

A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning

by 1113zxe October 14, 2017

Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013