Fixie Hunting

A form of pranking. Rules vary by area and participants, but fixie hunting generally refers to a game played by cyclists in which multi-geared bicycle riders "hunt" a metropolitan area for fixed gear riders out on a ride in order to torment or ridicule them. Since fixie riders are generally not as fit as other cyclists and their bikes have a set top speed, they are easy to catch up with, prank, then leave behind.

Activities may vary from a simple demeaning sprint past them, to squirting with water bottles, yelling, spanks on the butt or simply beating the shit out of them. Once said activity has been accomplished, the riders must escape from the now-angered fixie riders and find new fixie riders to torment. Rules vary, but in general most fixie hunters do not stop riding until they find riders to torment.

We went fixie hunting today and pissed off some hipsters.

by trutone August 20, 2010

ebony hunting

The act of searching or to pursue a woman of african descent, for sexual shenanigans.

Ive got jungle fever, lets go ebony hunting in the at that one ghetto club.

by Africa bombata December 26, 2010

Big Game Hunting

To target and then fire upon a sensitive issue or topic in a debate, essay, joke, or conversation.

i.e. To be so blunt that it becomes offensive.

The candidate skipped the foreplay and started big game hunting his opponent's recent sexual scandal.

by Big Game Hunters May 6, 2008

Idiot Hunting

Searching online for forum posts, blogs, etc by people holding views or believing things that you regard as being exceptionally stupid, obnoxious or generally unpleasant. Usually done just for a laugh when extremely bored or procrastinating.

Couldn't get started on my essay so ended up on Google idiot hunting. Found so much racist, homophobic, hyper religious, republican and daily-mail esqe bs that I lost all faith in humanity.

by idiot hunter October 25, 2010

Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.

Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.

by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012

midget hunting season

well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport

hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT

by big redneck August 5, 2006

Urban Hunting

The act of hunting and killing various delivery drivers for their respective foodstuffs.

Jay and I just got back from our urban hunting hunting trip with 16 extra large pizzas, 80 egg rolls and nabbed the entire catering van for the bank which pushed us over the 1500 pound mark.

by KlausyTausy June 30, 2010