Glee

A terrible show loved by slutty 13 year old girls and fat 16 year old social-rejects.

13 year old girl: OMG DID U SEE TH3 NEW GL3E OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Normal person: Because shitty, unoriginal, repetitive songs by castrated males and whiny females are songs with real talent. Get a fucking brain already.
13 year old girl: OMG UR JUS JELUZ BEKUZ U DONT HAV A GUD TAST IN MUZIKS LIEK ME + ALL MY OTH3R SLUTTY FRIENDS.

Normal Person: Why am I talking to you again?

Glee.

by Tenikov September 6, 2011

glee job

Getting a great blowjob from your girlfriend while watching the cute girls of Glee.

I just got a glee job during the Dianna Agron segment!

by eddie-lee June 12, 2011

Gleek

A blue space monkey that was a supporting character in the various iterations of the popular 70s/80s DC Comics cartoon franchise Super Friends, a loose adaptation of the company's ever popular Justice League comic book.
(Should not be confused with the other kind of gleek, a fan of the abysmal FOX show Glee )

Girl: I love Glee so much, I'm such a gleek!
Guy: You mean you're a blue monkey from a crappy 80s cartoon?

by Tomontherun999 November 13, 2012

geem

someone that is uncool, slow, weird etc

e.g. don't be such a geem.. as you might say 'don't be such a freak'

by XXMRMCCONEXX February 24, 2010

Gleek

To eject a thin squirt of saliva from underneath ones tongue. Usually directed onto someone else’s face unexpectedly. Unless you have “mate” who does it on purpose. A gleeker is also known to ambush you with a cupcake (fart in the hand). They are also proficient in the art of the stink finger attack. I think this “friend” may have invented the term “gleek” back in the early 80’s at school. He is quite possibly the guru of Gleekism.

“F#@king hell, Mitch stop gleeking on my face you filthy shit”

by Campbell High October 28, 2009

Glee Hipster

A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.

Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!

Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!

Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee

Glee Hipster: -_-

by ASuiteHeart May 29, 2011

Gleegle

A combination of the words "glee" and "giggle". An expression on extra-gleeful giggle-worthy emotion.

I like pink ponies and unicorns! Gleegle!

by Leah hates you all May 21, 2006