A small city about 45 minutes from Melbourne. Mainly made up of suburbs populated by unsophisticated and intolerant white people (see hicks). The waterfront has some nice restaurants but other than that it's boring. The younger population are especially unintelligent compared to other cities - they all dress, talk, and act in the same retarded manner. Overall Geelong is nothing special. People who actually like this city probably don't know any better.
"Lets not go to Geelong."
Geelong local: Yerrr Geelong is fully sick mate!!
Everyone else: No, it really isn't.
Geelong local: Yerrr Geelong is fully sick mate!!
Everyone else: No, it really isn't.
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