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Help Desk

A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 2, 2004
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support from under the desk

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.
"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"
by Rongo the nonce March 27, 2021
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Oklahoma Desk Pass

In 2013, the Tulsa County School District abandoned the use of hall passes, and instead required students to carry their desks to the bathroom. The change was due to too many students leaving to the bathroom at once, and not returning to class.
"Dude, remember Oklahoma Desk Passes?"
"Yeah, those sucked dude, I had to hold it in for ages."
by Spawnzilla May 13, 2023
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Mega Desk

Dwight's (from The Office) work area where he combined three desks to make one mega desk. Each computer has it's own task, one for sales, gaming, and the third for misellaneous office criteria.

Dwight made the desk during the time Jim and Pam had their child. He coneived the desk by pushing them together in the pattern of a U shape. When Jim came back, mega desk was disassembled and never fully brought back.
Jim, just 5 more minutes with mega desk, please.
by Tokisaur March 25, 2010
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service desk

Formerly known as help desk the service desk is a central point of contact between users and the IT Service Organization. So basically, they get sh*t on by thier bosses and sh*t on by the people calling in.
"I forget my password like all the time so I have to call the service desk and have them like reset it. I wonder why they sound so snotty?"
by PC Re-technician April 15, 2005
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Under the desk special

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.
Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"
by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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Driving a desk

Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.
To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)
by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010
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