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A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 02, 2004
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment
Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel
by Rob February 16, 2004
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a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.
me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*
by gazzerama April 11, 2006
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We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break
I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!
by Katt October 24, 2003
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A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.
Type "SMTP" like "Sam Michael Tom Peter"

SMPT?
by Durr July 31, 2003
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A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.
I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.
by dave mason December 17, 2003
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