TDS: Hey can i copy your homework?
Tower Battles: yes but make it different
(TDS is actually a school project or somthing idk)
Tower Battles: yes but make it different
(TDS is actually a school project or somthing idk)
Ayo OwOWhatdis1928 want to play Tower Defense Simulator!?~/1!/1?1/1!/!/1/1?1/1/1!/1?1/1/1/1/1/1?!?!?!?!
by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 10, 2006
man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 01, 2009
*opponent lines up for a shot* you pull out your Screaming Austrian Defense "Your anus has brought shame to your father!" *opponent misses*
by Tainted Faith September 01, 2009
A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
by El-Matador December 25, 2010
When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".
When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."
When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."
Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".
by austinpowersyellowteeth January 26, 2022
"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"
by odoggy21 January 04, 2022