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digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer
by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018
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Digital penetration

“Last night was the first time I experienced digital penetration
“Please just say they fingered you”
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Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.
1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.
by LesPaulC December 1, 2010
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Digital twin

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.
I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.
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Daddy Digital

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.
Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.
by wheelzr April 10, 2010
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Digital withdrawal

When your child has a nervous breakdown and displays physical symptoms because he can’t play with electronics.
Dude, Mark is having a digital breakdown because he’s going through digital withdrawal.
by The Dude named J-Rod December 20, 2018
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Digital Noise

Digital Noise; Deeg'gi-tahl Noy'ze
The creation of and with the aid and or assistance of computer aided programs to manipulate conventional art such as but not limited to physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In using computer aided programs and in using them they the programs manipulate and deface the original artwork from its original renditions to create worthless heaps of bytes that cannot be nor ever be original as would be the case with original renditions created by means of labors of the heart to hand as seen in original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In all works created solely by means of computer aided programs are not true artistic renditions worthy of being considered art in the contemporary sense.

Examples of modern day artist; Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Shelley Jo V. Shuford, Picasso
Person one, I just love that artwork I saw on the web, and that's original.
Person two, Yeah OK sure it's nice but a machine aided in it so it's not real art it's just digital noise and easily copied again and again.
Person one, OK it's not true artistic renditions by conventional ways such as original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations.
Person two, You see now stop with all that digital noise and have a look at this Micheal Angelo, this is real art!
by Anonymously awesomeness! October 2, 2013
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