crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

crotch crumb

1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.

Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."

Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

chummin

To dispense ejaculate into a public swimming pool, for the purpose of attracting sluts.

David Randle was chumming in the kiddie pool, so he was arrested.

by Cockman442719 March 14, 2011

chummy tummy

A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster.

Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

crumb gutter

Female chest cleavage.

This girl's shirt was so low, I couldn't stop staring at her crumb gutter.

by Boobsnatcher November 30, 2004

crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)

Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!

by KonChaang October 3, 2008

crumbilingus

1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.
2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

by wayneamerica October 14, 2008