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Brown Onion by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011
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Brown Bag a Bitch
The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.
My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.
My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
Brown Bag a Bitch by CaddyDan May 3, 2009
brown bidet
A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
brown bidet by Swinky June 1, 2009
Brown Note Alarm Clock
When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
Brown Note Alarm Clock by tsc84124 June 6, 2013
Brown Poncho
That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013