Definitions by Lord_Cunnington

Brown Onion 

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

Brown Onion by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

Brown Onion Syndrome 

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

Brown Onion Syndrome by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011