Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017