Belieber 

A mental illness that usually begins around age 10-13 and will usually go away by age 21. It is the only mental illness that is contagious and seems to occur frequently in people who have severe hearing loss, are gay or are pedophiles. There has been some success in curing disease by exposing infected individuals to music and other art forms that are of some actual value, quality, and talent. Another effective but very controversial treatment is truth therapy where the infected individual is let in on the secret that Bieber is actually a female cat that was involved in a severe accident during secret testing at area 51.

It is so sad watching this Belieber disease destroy the youth... it's worse than polio, aids or even Leo Sayer.

Belieber by saharadryhumor April 22, 2014

I can't believe it's not butter! 

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

I can't believe it's not butter! by potatoninja August 27, 2015

American Refusal To Believe

When the american people/nation refuse to believe that there nation has been involved in illegal activities and attacking countries that posed no threat to them. These people who suffer from ARTB will blindly protect their beliefs with the strength and insanity of an insane religious zealet. Deep down, we pity them.

American Refusal to believe is a condition and was a definition until someone suffering from it recommended for deletion. obviously it was deleted, but i restored it.

American Refusal To Believe by chrisguy February 11, 2005

I Believe 

The official CTV (a Canadian TV news channel) song for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver sung by an obscure young canuck chick named Nikki Yanofsky. Throughout the two weeks of the games, Vancouverites are spammed with this conglomatrix of notes ad nauseum, more often than the Canadian anthem, which already gets played shitloads of times because we're winning all those Golds. Fuck yeah.

Kelsey's going to hurl if she hears that "I believe" song one more time. I love winning and yay Canada and all, but that song is truly awful and I will be glad when it fades into obscurity.

I Believe by Timmehhhhhhh!!1111oneone February 28, 2010

Belieberism 

The name given to the extreme actions undertaken by "beliebers". This includes sending death threats to any female he comes in contact with, such as Kim Kardashian, Rihanna or Esperanza Spalding, and any other action that might threaten their position as Justin Bieber's fake girlfriend.

"Belieberism is too damn high!"

"Belieberism has shown its ugly face once again"

Belieberism by Annonymous1235 January 16, 2012

Believer 

When one has a dream, and they believe that they can fulfill it.

“Karen, are you a believer?”
“Yes, Kyle, yes I am.”

Believer by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019

I can't believe its not butter face 

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

I can't believe its not butter face by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010