face battle

the act of attacking another's face intimately. No one ever wins, so it always calls for a rematch.

When I encountered my brother and his girlfriend engaging in a face battle, I slowly walked out.

by professional thumb wrestler June 11, 2014

youtube battle

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.

Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"

by eltopo January 15, 2008

battledykes

A small town in north-east Scotland where every weekend lesbians come from all over Europe to battle to the death. to the victor, a cold salmon roll. Combattants often wear armour such as chainmail, riding helmet or chastity belt, the latter used to stop other lesbians getting a grip of the vag and using it as a handle to claw.

These fights are usually refereed by Bogindollo the great wizardous molestor of the north who uses his ratty sneer and supply of puppies in his car to entice lads to him.
Rumour has it that the area of Battledykes was founder by Bogindollo's father Splinter and his mother April from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bertha and matilda used to be lovers but after an argument about over aggressive bean flicking they decided to settle their differences in Battledykes. Matilda won the deathmatch when she used her patented toe-in-the-hole method and followed it by suffocating Bertha by sitting her varse down on her face.

by frankthetank24 August 24, 2011

battle mountain

Town in Nevada known for its corrupt police force and its high drug problem. Between Reno and Salt Lake, You need weed we got it.

dat b-town bammer got me hella keyed

by bacdafucup May 24, 2004

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

Battlefield 2

Battlefield 2, like the name implies, is distinctively broken up into 2 different definitions that usually coherently apply.

1. Battlefield 2 is a combat flight sim that provides the user with the most realistic environments ever conceived. Unlike Flight Sim X, there are actually destructible environments, vehicles, and civilians on the ground.

2. Battlefield 2 is one of the most realistic terrorist training simulations publicly available. Users can select the Special Ops class, which happens to be a pseudonym for "suicide bomber", and can attach volatile explosives to the front of their vehicles to be used for leeway into the mansion of 40 virgins. These are most prominently dune buggies, terrain jeeps, transport choppers, but are certainly not limited to ATVs and jet skis in Special Forces.

Battlefield 2 Definition #1
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:

1. elvandar01: "Spawn at olive hill?"
2. Stealth Pyros: "Sounds good."

-5 seconds later of waiting on spawn-

3. elvandar01: "Alright let's do diss!!"
4. Stealth Pyros: "Jeeps up get i-."
Jet Whore Su-34 elvandar01
Jet Whore Su-34 Stealth Pyros
MEDIC!

Battlefield 2 Definition #2
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:

1. elvandar01: "lmao dude this is gonna be hilarious, spawn at construction site we'll get the buggy"

-6 seconds later-

2. elvandar01: "alright let's load it up, get in"

elvandar01 C4 Armor Whore
elvandar01 is no more.
elvandar01 Teamkills Stealth Pyros

3. Armor Whore: "admin can u ban elvadnar pls 4 ramming"

by elvandar01 April 27, 2009

Battleharten

A word used originally by Rob Dyrdek, used as a name for his subconcious.

"To discover our inner concious, you will need to pick a name."
"Battleharten"

by Steve & Battleharten April 6, 2009