Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

backpack barffing

When someone comes to your spot dumps out their backpack all over your stuff and then slowly packs her backpack up with all your stuff and their stuff together and leave

Why you coming over here backpack barffing that s*** somewhere else

by Pharoh69 February 16, 2023

Inadvertent Tacticle Barf

A tacticle barf that you don't initiate on purpose but actually comes at exactly the right time, such that you can continue drinking afterwards.

Rick is in the restroom. He wanted to take a dump but it turned into an inadvertent tacticle barf.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

Barf-making

When something smells, looks, tastes, feels or sounds so incredibly disgusting that it causes you to want to throw up.

"Hey, Christine. Want to try some Tabasco Ice Cream? it's delicious."
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"

by chrisssy226 October 5, 2025

backpack barffing

Backpack barfing is when people come to your spot & dump there backpack out all over your stuff & when they pick there stuff, they take your stuff along with yours when they leave.

Don't come in here backpack barffing,at my spot

by Pharoh69 February 15, 2023

BARF

Acronym for "Border Alien Robbery Force" which was a police commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man's-land south of San Diego, not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly--relentlessly robbing, raping and murdering defenseless men, women and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line--a fragile line within each man. and crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives.

This real life saga is depicted in the book "Lines And Shadows" by Joseph Wambaugh.

Politicians stopped funding BARF because they could not exploit it for votes and they considered their mission a job of Border Patrol.

by CyberWordSmyth February 24, 2024