Fanta Banter 

To say something rude, offensive or otherwise morally/socially objectionable, only to follow it up by taking a drink from a bottle/can of Fanta orangeade. This action renders the previous statement as a simple case of 'Fanta Banter' rather than an offensive statement. People are not allowed to be offended by something if it is Fanta Banter (or Fanta Banta).

Bobby: Hey man, you're a fucking nigger. You're also retarded and fuck ugly and I fucked your dead mother.
Jeff: Hey man, that isn't cool! How could you say such a thing, man?! I-
Bobby: *drinks Fanta*
Jeff: Oh, it's just Fanta Banter. It's cool, man.

Fanta Banter by M. Fallon, Banter Minister September 27, 2013

Toxic Banter  

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

Toxic Banter by Shewar August 10, 2007

Emergency Banter 

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

Emergency Banter by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Epic Banter Fail 

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

Epic Banter Fail by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011

power outage banter 

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.

After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.

power outage banter by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

For Banter

A term used by students in Sale, Greater Manchester when answering most questions.

It is used as a reason for an event taking place.

It can only be defeated by one thing: "Anti-Banter".

Not to be confused with 'For Pussy'.

"Why did you finger-fuck Allie Cambridge?"

"For banter."

For Banter by Doe-G March 13, 2010

Wiffy banter

To exaggerate the banter/joke that was made.

Jacks trousers fell down, Wiffy Banter!

Wiffy banter by Samuel The Goat February 21, 2018