AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama

by Lil’osa October 8, 2018

AP Magic

What we all wish we could take in high school.
Damn wizards get all of the good stuff.

My friend: “What clases are you taking this semester?”
Me: “AP Magic... it’s exclusive so don’t ask

by Skolas, Kell of Kells March 8, 2019

ap european history

A class that is a huge pain in the ass. It drains the life and pride out of all smart and dumbshit students alike. The teacher assigns tests and quizzes weekly just to fuck your grade. The AP exam is like satans asshole. Theres no escape and you end up shitting yourself because you dont know any answers. An incredible workout too. Youll probably lose 5 inches from your height just lugging around 5 jumbo textbooks the size of chinese phonebooks in your backpack. Impossible to get an A in and you have to study 10+ hours to get a B. Don't take this class. youll end up either killing yourself or killing the teacher.

I repeat...DONT TAKE AP EUROPEAN HISTORY

by student who died from AP Euro October 22, 2008

ap european history

A class that I spent making a list of 1000 things I like better than AP Euro....all I need to say is that Rebecca Black made the list...

Day 1: Damnn the AP European History teacher is banging, this will be a sweet class
Day 2: If only I hadn't clawed my eyes out from reading this crap then I could still enjoy my fine a** teacher

by Donald "Is an A**" Kagan May 15, 2011

AP Music Theory

Something that continually makes your brain hurt, as not even the teacher knows what to do sometimes, and can lead to brain juice leaking out of ears.

Side Effects : Rocking back and forth in the corner while you hold your knees, because the proper way to resolve a half diminished VII chord is wrong.

Dude. I have brain juice leaking out of my ears after AP Music Theory

by Max Is Incredibly Amazing October 25, 2010

AP Slut

A high school student who challenges him/herself by taking numerous AP courses that are usually very rigorous

Anthony: Damn look at Khang, he's taking 3 AP classes this year!!
Elizabeth: Yeah, he's such an AP Slut smh

by An Asian Invasion November 2, 2014

ap us history

The most boring class you could ever take in high school. your chances of passing it are next to none. do not take us history if you dont already have a 5.0 gpa from taking all honors classes since your freshman year, you hate studying, and your writing skills suck. You are guaranteed to fail if you cannot write a paper. Even practice DBQ's are impossible to pass. youre not even writing the paper and you cant pass! if you choose apush you are screwed in the ass. boring lectures where you take useless notes because theyre not even on the damn test. you wont pass the test unless you study your stupid ID's. yeah, those things that you write who, what, when, where, why and how for a whopping list of sixty things, which takes you about six hours to get through unless you actually have friends. GOOD LUCK. you wont pass one test unless you actually read the sixteen chapters assigned two days before. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

"do you want to go white water rafting this weekend?"
"no, sorry i cant. im too busy studying for my ap us history test."

by ohnoitsdanniejay April 26, 2009