Goonotize
Goonotize by Viridianhero June 3, 2024
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Goonophelia
"Any guesses why your here, Brayden."
"Because I said the N word in language arts."
"What? No."
"it was a huckleberry fin I swear."
"You've gotten a scholar ship, from the autism speaks foundation."
"I don't have autism?"
"Oh, well you have Asperger's."
"I don't have Asperger's either."
"Down syndrome?"
"Im not downsy."
"Wiliams syndrome?"
"No Williams here."
"herd of dyskinesia?"
"Not sure what that is, but its no."
"landau kleffner syndrome?"
"Negative caption."
"fetal alcohol syndrome?"
"My mother's actually allergic to alcohol."
"Well your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you."
"No crack baby here Im afraid."
"I do have 1 condition however, Its known as, Goonophelia. You fell right into my trap Mr. Belding, watching me goon. You thought lighting Macqueen was fast, just watch me go, vroom vroom. How much is this scholar ship, 1000 vbucks? I always knew I was going to be a college boy, change the world, with my new theory's on goontology."
"Because I said the N word in language arts."
"What? No."
"it was a huckleberry fin I swear."
"You've gotten a scholar ship, from the autism speaks foundation."
"I don't have autism?"
"Oh, well you have Asperger's."
"I don't have Asperger's either."
"Down syndrome?"
"Im not downsy."
"Wiliams syndrome?"
"No Williams here."
"herd of dyskinesia?"
"Not sure what that is, but its no."
"landau kleffner syndrome?"
"Negative caption."
"fetal alcohol syndrome?"
"My mother's actually allergic to alcohol."
"Well your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you."
"No crack baby here Im afraid."
"I do have 1 condition however, Its known as, Goonophelia. You fell right into my trap Mr. Belding, watching me goon. You thought lighting Macqueen was fast, just watch me go, vroom vroom. How much is this scholar ship, 1000 vbucks? I always knew I was going to be a college boy, change the world, with my new theory's on goontology."
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Gooner
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Goonerbator
NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".
Goonerbator by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024