Crab Rangoon

A sexual maneuver where cream cheese is inserted into the vagina to be eaten out by her partner.

Nikki did the crab rangoon last night with jefferson

by FunkMasterJ January 2, 2021

Crab Rangoon

When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.

Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!

by CawGobblinPriest February 26, 2021

crab rangoon

A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..

I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..

by sparkalicous February 26, 2008

Crab rangoon

Asian creampie

I don't care what anybody says I am not eating that crab rangoon

by Red Bain May 20, 2019

crab rangoon

Sexual intercourse.

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.

by Aidan Mackeefer March 31, 2004

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021