Dick Cheney Day 

A hangover that lasts all day. The day after a fun night of drinks that is filled with remorse, regret and headache. Headache that is so intense, it feels like having been shot in the face.

A reference to Dick Cheney's hunting accident that resulted in his friend (Harry Whittington) being shot in the face.

"I having a Dick Cheney Day; my head feels like it's going to explode."

"I drank way too much last night, and having a Dick Cheney Day today."

Dick Cheney Day by Laudley January 9, 2009

Dick Sweater 

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

Dick Sweater by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Dick gun 

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

Dick gun by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017

dick rot 

Any STI or STD that causes visible harm (i.e., sores, warts, blisters) to the genitalia. Though it is named after the slang term for the male reproductive anatomy, dick rot can be applied as a term for an STD/STI carried by a female as well.

John: "Dude, we watched the STD/STI film today in health class. For something that is so gross, it sure does have a clean, tidy name."

Jack: "I know, man. It just didn't make me want to avoid STDs nearly enough. That's why I think of it as dick rot. It just screams, 'This stuff is nasty and is to be avoided.' Way more to the point."

dick rot by Harry Manassas October 4, 2011

Dick bicycle 

When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly

In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"

Dick bicycle by b0redhoe September 3, 2016

dick look 

to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.

jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.

dick look by viciousk March 11, 2008

dick splint 

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

dick splint by harry flashman July 12, 2003