i win button 

A term used in gaming. Technically it describes a button you can press that will allow you to quickly beat your fellow players

It's generally used in two ways

1) When describing a very over-powered ablility within a game that allows certain players an unfair advantage. This is often down to user perception though. In many cases, the ability is not over-powered as long as you know how to counter it.

2) Used insultingly when a player complains that their character is underpowered. Typically they will make suggestions about how their character could be improved. If these requests are excessive, their fellow gamers will accuse them of wanting an I win button.

Sue: OMG, no way a rogue can beat a mage. Rogues should be able to use their vanish ability as often as they want without the timer.
Sam: So you want one of your most powerful abilities to be available non-stop instead of needing 5 minutes to cool-down. Basically you want an I win button?

i win button by thepreacher May 2, 2006

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin' 

What you use when you are trying to insinuate something and they pick up on it. It's like a get out of free jail card for those moments.

Ashley: Maybe you shouldn't wear that dress.

Lucy: Why not?

Ashley: It doesn't fit right.

Lucy: Are you trying to say I'm fat?

Ashley: I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin' by asheebee October 16, 2008

I'll pencil you in 

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

I'll pencil you in by boohiss May 20, 2004

i nutted 

when you cum in a girl and you scream ooof

A: ooof!!! oops i nutted.
B: YOU DID WHAT???!!!

i nutted by ooof69 May 25, 2018

i am root 

Root is Linux talk for a user that can do anything, this saying is related to saying that they are the pwnz0r.

I used a SSH and did sudo -s, now I AM ROOT! RAWR!

$ sudo su -
#

I AM ROOT!

i am root by Racecar56 February 28, 2009

I beer beer 

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.

Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.

I beer beer by d00mcake September 22, 2010

I-495 

Interstate 495 is the 64 mile stretch of highway that was developed in a dishonest attempt to provide a limited access road for the Capital Region area. Widely known as the “Capital Beltway”, “The Beltway”, or simply “Satan’s Lube Hole”, this 64 mile stretch of Interstate Highway provides the Maryland, Virginia, and Washington D.C. populations an area to abandon their most supremely inept and inconsiderate vehicle operators. Although it cannot be determined if Satan’s Lube Hole, or I-495, was created by an actual engineer (or someone in the proximity to possessing an education), Satan’s Lube Hole features both left and right bias exits, abrupt lane shifts, and indefinite construction changing the configuration weekly. Although design standards don’t require curves at specific distances in the alignment of an Interstate highway, the southern portion of Satan’s Lube Hole features an incoherent series of curves that appears as if the alleged designer simply said “Screw it”. This can be seen to force the flow of traffic from approximately 55mph to 40mph, and any bystander will every left lane traveling Minivan, Prius, automatic convertible 3-series, breaking with the skill of an aborted Jackalope.

"Man, It took me three hours to get through Satan's Lube Hole today; one way even!"

" 'Satan's Lube Hole'? You mean I-495?"

"Yep, good ol' 495."

I-495 by WolfgangVonSuck August 29, 2011