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My Life is Twilight 

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.
Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
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Half-Life 

A very good computer game that gets abused by HALO zombies. Basic single player owns. Got lots of addictive mods.
Half-Life owns. And Half-Life 2 will own HALO2
Half-Life by Gungsta-Pasta August 4, 2003

my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix
My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.
my love life by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014
Bike life is a life syle. Its your escape from life. Poping wheelies with your pack. Whether your on a petal bike or a dirt bike that bike is life.
Its that bike life . ya dig
Bike Life by Bl.JayR September 9, 2019

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

PERM LIFE 

Living the party life to it's fullest. To not have any reservations for consequence and pushing everything that is party to its limits and beyond.
"Las Vegas has nothing on my PERM LIFE!" "Stayed up for 48 hours drinking everything in sight #PermLife"
PERM LIFE by Drunklando October 13, 2011