rusty ice cream sunday 

this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*

sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!

rusty ice cream sunday by knob gobblin May 24, 2008

bavarian cream 

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

bavarian cream by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

a little cream in your coffee 

this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.

"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"

a little cream in your coffee by hahahaha May 13, 2005

Nuclear Cream 

What is said when a situation or conversation can not get any more awkward.

Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.

girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.

Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.

Nuclear Cream by NuclearCreamCheese April 7, 2011

[Krispy Cream] 

A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.

The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!

[Krispy Cream] by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011

Crispy Cream 

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

Crispy Cream by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

Ice cream sunday 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, then having another girl lick or suck the cum out of the first girls mouth.

Dude. I heard that Luke, Jess, and Bri made an Ice cream sunday at Peter's party last night.

Ice cream sunday by Slevin K. December 19, 2013