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Goonvana 

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)
“david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”
Goonvana by King Gon May 22, 2024
Related Words
what im doing right now
im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now
gooning by tim trinity May 22, 2024
Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine
OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning
gooning by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024

goontosis 

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.
i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis
goontosis by sigma edge May 26, 2024

Goonster 

AKA (Goonmaster, Goonmaxxer)

The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.

The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3

Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
EX1 “Max is such a Goonster, he spends over six hours of his time every day Gooning and he is the one who taught me and all of my friends how to Goon!”

EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”

EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”

EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
Goonster by Goonictionary May 26, 2024

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.