Monkey in the Spittle 

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

Monkey in the Spittle by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015

monkey bridge 

A situation in which a monkey is used as a 'bridge' in-between sexual partners as a means of contraception.

Henry and Mary did a monkey bridge last night, they are quite adventurous.

monkey bridge by the wwissardd January 23, 2015

monkey back 

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

monkey back by 反町 February 3, 2015

monkey paw 

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

monkey paw by Royroy February 17, 2015

Monkey-dump 

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

Monkey-dump by jbleezy April 12, 2015

monkey nerve 

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

monkey nerve by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015