street job

A sexual act so filthy only a crack whore can give you one.

Person 1: hey man, where'd you end up last night?
Person 2: my bad man, I found this chick that gave me a street job
Person 1: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK!!

by MLaughman October 9, 2015

Fag job

Something of a sexual nature between homies that u never tell anyone about

Bro don't tell anyone about that fag job.

by Ppmannnn September 3, 2019

Jewelry Job

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob

My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job

by sedmann420 December 5, 2011

Pimp job

A set of useless activities given by someone in authority to show they’re in charge and you’re not.

Man, dealin’ with a parole officer ain’t nothin’ but a pimp job.

by BussinBabe April 27, 2021

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

Nan job

Fellatio by someone with little or no teeth

Betty took out her teeth and gave Robert a good old nan job

by Ace847283 September 11, 2016