Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on
Sydney’
s northern beaches. The austere nature of the
homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how
good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the
government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW
police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of
jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as
PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
