Failrie

Also known as a Glampire. A creature which sparkles and generally lives in a forest. It has a tendency to avoid fighting, be over dramatic to the point of maximizing ridiculosity and run away excessively.

For some reason is often confused with a vampire.

Name: Edward Cullen
Species: Failrie

by prat_fall March 24, 2011

failface

the utter epitome of a person who is equivalent to failure.
aka people who sit on facebook chat and argue over who fails more.

Haha do you see that failface over there? They look like Emiko or Omid.

by let's end this March 30, 2011

failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.

John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.

by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Failcapade

1. An action or undertaking which runs contrary to conventional behavior or conduct ending in failure, embarrassment and laughs for all.

2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.

You are an idiot and I will no longer be part of your useless failcapades.

by GreenBird23 April 26, 2011

failtagious

when a persons fail is so contagious it can be transmitted from one person to another either by direct contact with the person or by indirect contact

i accidently fell down the escalator. i hope i dont become failtagious

by kyosai April 27, 2011

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011