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Derogatory term generally used by people who hate Facebook or other social networking sites.

I have a Facebook account because my friend asked me to join but I really hate failbook.
by ~vjay~ July 08, 2008
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.
Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!
by pectussian June 29, 2011
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1) A popular humour site, comprised of various statuses, comments, pictures and similar stuff from facebook or similar sources. Similar to lamebook, but less well organised (lamebook sorts its content into categories).

2) A common catchphrase to describe a fail or balls-up on facebook.

3) A humorous appearing name for facebook, usually used during exam season. Gets its name from the time black hole facebook becomes during the exam season, with its ability to consume any and all time that should be being used for revision. While most people see the name as a joke, many students know to their cost the truth of the name.
1) Bob; 'No grandma, :D is a happy face, not a D in the exam =|'
George; 'Thats going straight to failbook!'

2) Tod; 'ii jurst soo aced tha inglish exem!'
Benny; 'failbook.'

3); 'Failbook, making students fail exams since 2004...'
by Jimdawg3 June 30, 2010
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The new version of Facebook (v. 2008).
I can't find any of my applications on the new version of Failbook.
by cherry pie1972 September 20, 2008
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An image board run by the "Cheezburger Network" showcasing funny images of various facebook posts.
-Taken directly from failbook-

Hailey -censored-:oh dear lord...

Kylan -censored-:What's the matter?

Hailey -censored-:Well, i just found out that my boyfriend is THIRTEEN.

Kylan -censored-:What!

Hailey -censored-:Yeah. Holy hell.

Mckenzie -censored-:Whoa...
by Too Much Toast June 20, 2010
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I can't find any of my applications anymore because I've been switched over to Failbook.
by MLZCL September 12, 2008
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