shit talkie

When someone talks a lot of shit and is full of shit.

Dave talks a lot of shit. He must eat too much shit talkie.

by joppyslow April 8, 2015

shit spear

A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.

Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.

by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015

Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.

Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015

SHIT THE DIFF

When something or somebody has an accident or breaks something or breaks down mentally and/or physically.

Jim has finally shit the diff and is in hospital in recovery

by EXLER December 26, 2015

Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016