Ass.
by JrDolemite August 25, 2015
A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.
Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.
by Grundle123 February 25, 2009
When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com January 18, 2019
Guy 1: Hay man your a friggin' prep.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.
by Reb Zalker January 16, 2009